I have to admit there has been a ton on this Federal Bureau of Investigators lately. Everything from low flying manless or (alienless for that matter right?) Drones to my kids VHS Tapes to…my god they found him! LUIGI MAN.GIONI..by GOOD OLE DETECTIVE Work! You followed the clues…you put them in your notebooks and now we got??? Blues 💙 Clues! He did the crime. He made his exit…and touched a trashed bag. Rode a Greyhound. Chilled at a hostel. Even had time to flirt with the bitches! Dabbled in monopoly money, wrote himself his own MANGIONIFESTO! Before going straight gangster and etching some casings and printing himself a damn 9. All before an ebike ride to a White Castle….wait I mean Burger King, ah that’s right McDonalds. No Mario and Luigi didn’t go to White Castle and Harold and Kumar didn’t save Princess Peach…but one thing is for certain. Luigi Nicholas Mangioni has been caught.
You put the entire McDonald’s monopoly game pieces together my friends. You win an in Italian plumber superhero that shoots out fireballs out of his hands…or perhaps you found yourself. A Christmas St. Nicholas LUIGI MANGIONI? Did I get some details wrong? I’m 100% certain that THEY did 🙂 So what does it matter? When will they catch Mario? I will be interested to hear WHAT and WHY they will be going after MARIO for next. Just because you can doesn’t mean you do. Let down your tiara Princess Peach. You don’t look good in pink. Please stop with the ridiculousness of phony whatever campaigns and cover stories that even news anchors have a hard time holding a straight face with while reading off a teleprompter. America is ready to “turn the page.” On second thought perhaps a better headline is why is the US Government Bowser?
Warm Regards,
Joshua